For your easy reference, I am compiling a list of reasons why your weather predictions are always off tangent. You may pick one or combine two or more reasons to make them sound more believable.
1. The typhoon suddenly changed direction.
2. God heard our prayers.
3. Our equipments are so old that they give out inaccurate predictions.
4. The wind hit a low pressure area which combined with the hot atmosphere caused the monsoon blah blah blah. (make it sound as complicated as possible)
5. Global warming
There.
You have been threatening us with a super typhoon since friday. It has been six days and we have only received a few raindrops. Ano ba.
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