Tuesday, September 22, 2009

A Brand New Day

Last night the hubby went to his friend's bachelor party. The girlfriends and wives decided to go out to dinner just so we wouldn't be waiting alone in our separate homes. I'm glad we got married 2yrs ago, before the showing of The Hangover, because movies and boys? Not a good combo. They always think they can live the lives of what they see on TV. The bride to be has been so annoyed at her future husband because he's been so excited about his bachelors party. She was so tense last night it was almost funny. So we were having dinner and we were sharing some of the stories we've heard about people we know and what happened at their stag party. The worst so far is a guy had a foursome. Him and 3 girls. Maybe there'd be some who would say that its not a big deal, but he did IT with all his friends watching. How gross. And what ticks me off the most is that when we spoke to the wife she was so boastful and proud of her husband and how he was so behaved during his night.

I got home to my husband who was already snoring, too drunk to fix the comforter. One of the gfs txted that my hubby was a good boy, he stayed in a separate room with his bestfriend and just drank and watched tv. So today, I am glad that he is an alcoholic and not a womanizer. When we woke up, we talked about that night and what happened and no matter how gross those women and his friends were, he just sat there with the other married guy, the soon to be married guy and the guy who wants to get married soon and they just drank and talked.

I kept asking him what was it all like and he told me that in that place there are 5 floors, they were on the 5th floor and there was a general party room and the lights were turned off. Even worse than that is that there were small rooms just outside the party room where you can go in and have sex without anybody really noticing where you went. The current rate is 2500 to 5k, depending on how pretty the girl is. In my imagination they all look ugly, but he said that they look like pretty college students with bodies better than most women we know. I asked him why he didn't know any more gross stuff that his friends did and he said because they stayed in the connecting room with the lights turned on so that the women would stop harrassing him. The women would grab the men's crotches. (YUCK) Even if they were already with 1 guy the women would still grab and try to seduce another guy. I guess some are really hardworking hehe.

And to clarify, it's only in the movies that the prosititutes don't kiss, they do. They do everything and anything wherever and whenever. So, again, today I am glad that i married a man who can say no even in the face of temptation. That I married a man who loves Alcohol more than women. :)

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