Here, my friends, is the dress I was talking about lastnight. The dress made for people born with perfect figures. I'm sure you've seen it somewhere, in some magazine or award show.
If I wake up one day with the body of Heidi Klum, I swear never to take the dress off. I will wear it to all parties and weddings, to my dentist, while doing my groceries, running around the village and even while watching TV. I will work and work just to afford its one thousand dollar price tag.
This I will reserve just for the office.
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